A little ain't enough

Empty pockets never stopped

Me from singing a blue streak, no

And I don't think the devil's

Ever gonna give me back

I don't think so!

'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience

It's like a full time occupation

I've become a diplomaniac

Yes I did, baby



Hey mean old gal

You know the cross-town bus just rolled

Yeah I'm the same old number

But we still got time to go



Oh I say mama living ain't a luxury

Oh I say mama and a lil' ain't enough for me

No it ain't, no it ain't baby!

Yeah I'm believing that you needin' yo relaxation

but honey tell me can you tell that story twice?

I don't think so mama!

'Cause there's a function at the junction,

I think ya better get it all ready girl

See I was born without a silver spoon But I'm gonna make a stir

Yes I am!

Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle

One summer break; and then I kissed her

On her daddy's boat and shot accross the lake

And was singin' it



Oh I say mama living ain't a luxury

Oh I say mama and a lil' ain't enough for me

No it ain't baby, no it ain't!



Mmmm, said a little ain't enough, baby!

Baby, PLEASE!! Little ain't enough, aw yeah, Wow!



Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle

One summer break Same summer that I kissed her

On her daddy's boat and shot across the lake Yeah!



Oh I say mama living ain't a luxury

Oh I say mama and a lil' ain't enough for me



Oh I say mama living ain't a luxury

Oh I say mama and a lil' ain't enough for me

Well, look at me

Got me in her sights

Is this a blessing in disguise?

Fatality on a Saturday night

Right between the eyes



Well, honey I know you never satisfied

Just a paradise on a roll

C'Mon and take the fat chance

This ain't suicide

Sit back and let it all unfold

You better...



Shoot it, Shoot it

C'Mon baby put your best shot on me

Shoot it, Shoot it

Girl you gotta do it for a friend in need

Shoot it, Shoot it

Beggers can't be choosers in a den of thieves

Is it good for you, 'cause it's good for me!



How's your love life, how's your sister

Ooh, I can't resist

Is this the one that gets away?

Well, lemme tell ya my friend

That it's all how much you spend, baby

Not how much you make



You say you don't wanna dance

Honey listen to me

Shut yo' mouth an' hit the floor

And you can tell 'em last night

That you was blind to see

And blame it all on rock'n'roll

You Better...



Shoot it, Shoot it

C'Mon baby put your best shot on me

Shoot it, Shoot it

Girl you gotta do it for a friend in need

Talkin' about me, baby

Shoot it, Shoot it

Beggers can't be choosers in a den of thieves

Is it good for you, it's good for me!

Wow!



Whoo! Dressed to the nines

Don't cry wolf too many times, baby

But you can trust in me

Want some good clean fun?

Well, I heard you play with guns

An' I see you got a vacancy!



You say you don't wanna dance

Honey listen to me

Shut yo' mouth an' hit the floor

And you can tell 'em last night

That you was blind to see

And blame it all on rock'n'roll

Ow!



Shoot it, Shoot it

C'Mon baby put your best shot on me

I'm just a movin' target, mama

Shoot it, Shoot it

Girl you gotta do it for a friend in need

Shoot it, Shoot it

Beggers can't be choosers in a den of thieves

Is it good for you, 'cause it's great for me!



You pull yo gun, you better...



Shoot it, Shoot it

C'Mon baby put your best shot on me

Set 'em up, Shoot 'em down

Shoot it, Shoot it

Girl you gotta do it for a friend in need

A friend in need, I love ya honey!

Shoot it, Shoot it

Beggers can't be choosers in a den of thieves

Is it good for you?

It's unbelievably spectacular from over here, baby...

Aww yeah!

I'm off an' runnin'

Clear off the beaten path

I don't know where I'm goin'

But I know that I ain't comin' back

Don't know where I'm goin'

But I can't wait to get there

Sometimes I laugh to win

Cause he who laughs lasts



I see the headlights burnin'

Casts a magic spell

Will I make that turn?

An' only time will tell



Time after time I'm walkin' the line

Between trouble an' my Lady Luck

I can't deny that woman is mine, all right

Lady Luck



She said...

Don't sing me ballads

Life's a game for me

She liked to ride 'em cowboy

So don't throw that book at me

And ride 'em cowboy that we did

More than most could stand

Pass the buck an' live it up

Then she found another man



Who can race me child?

Who can tell it well?

Who can take me, baby?

Only time will tell!



Time after time I'm walkin' the line

Between trouble an' my Lady Luck

I can't deny that woman is mine, all right

Lady Luck, yeah!



Oooh, baby

Ow...all right



Trouble ahead, trouble behind

Woh, yeah, Lady of mine, yeah

Mine all right



Hear the light'nin', whoa yeah

And fear the thunder, whoa yeah

Aww right!

I'm hot!!

Wow!



Now baby please, baby...Please!

Lady luck, I tried to please tho'

I seen your behind, aw yeah

All right



Baby please...

Trouble ahead, Trouble behind

Never leave me Lady Luck

Trouble ahead, Trouble behind

Lady Luck

Whoa, all right...

It was a time of trouble

And a time of grief

Kings lay with whores

And begat thieves

Yeah the world was wicked

And their hearts were cold

Noah said to his missus

Well, it's time to go



Lord said to Noah

'Fore ya float that arc

You better save me a space

For my hammerhead shark

Whoa yeah, the Hammerhead Shark



Now, now now Johnny liked to drink and fight

And he raised big hell every Saturday night

When the sheriff found him

Nearly broken in two

Sheriff said to Johnny

Well, I think I know who

If he had teeth like knives

And skin like bark

You musta rumbled it up

With a Hammerhead Shark

Mmm, the Hammerhead Shark



A woman went to court

Entered her plea

Said, "Keep my husband away from me...

He don't understand what a man should know

By the time I could teach him

He'd be far too old!

Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark

Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark"

Hammerhead Shark



Watch me know, watch me know

(Here he comes)

Take it easy baby, Take it easy

(Here he comes)

Watch me know, watch me know

(Here he comes)

Wow!



Over there, over there!



Women all over, cross the USA

Got spoiled to death in the hammerhead way

President went to Congress, here's what he said:

"Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed!

We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark

Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark!"



Wow!

A woman went to court

Entered her plea

Said, "Keep my husband away from me...

He don't understand what a man should know

By the time I could teach him

He'd be far too old!"

Beep bop belula bitty bop shoo wow!

I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark

Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark

Whoa, the Hammerhead Shark

Wow!



Yeah, the Hammerhead Shark

Ooo, the hammer, hammerhead

Swim away baby!

Just a Hammerhead Shark

Shake it baby

Swim a lil faster, mama

Just a Hammerhead Shark

Just a shark on the street mama

Smoke a cigarette

An' I know I've had enough

Mash whiskey in another paper cup

Didn't know it, babe

But yo cup was runnin' over

Never time to do it right

But it's time to do it over



And I lay awake

Big dreamers never sleep (No they don't)

Time to play the cards

Read 'em and weep



Well I, I always heard it said

That the truth will set you free

Woman with the way you do

Well how can I believe?

A smokin' mountain got to blow

I'm the livin' proof

Well, right now I think it's time



To Tell the Truth, baby

(Time to tell the truth)

Yeah, you got to try

Stop lying baby

(Time to tell the truth)



Doin' time behind these bedroom walls

Blink of an eye another shooting star falls, yeah

Tried to tell you babe

But you don't want to hear me

Take one good look

These are tears of fury



Well, then let it show

A big catastrophe, yeah yeah

Now I don't wanna know

Your social activities



If the world loves a bad guy

Well, then, how 'bout the doubt

I was first one to get in

Now I'm the last one out

Profess to love me, babe

Then, why can't I tell?

All you do is use me babe

You're lying to yourself

I think it's time...



(Time to tell the truth)

Time to tell the truth now now

Stop lying baby

(Time to tell the truth)

Time to tell the truth now, all right



Mama please

Baby please



If the world loves a bad guy

Well, then, how 'bout the doubt

Well, I was first one to get in

Now I'm the last one out

Smokin' mountain got to blow

I'm the livin' proof

And now I know it's time

Yes it is



Try

Yeah, got to try, try

(Time to tell the truth)

Yeah, tell the truth now

(Time to tell the truth)

Stop lying baby

Woman, I've been thinkin'

That we belong together

My intentions are bad

There's a richer man

But none better



I am two parts diamond

Some say three parts dirt

I say, "No one moves...

Nobody gets hurt!"



Woman throws up her hands

Says, "Girl you lost your mind?

You look like 17 child goin' on 29"



Baby's on Fire

Just admit it's true



I would call this bingo

If I'd even call at all

I'll pretend I'm GI Joe, yeah

You be Barbie Doll



Baby's really burnin'

Ready for the town

Daddy's good, good little girl

Burn that schoolhouse down



I'm on fire

Baby's on Fire

Ooo, puttin' the flames out!



Baby's b-b-burnin'

Burnin' up the town

Daddy's good, good little girl

Burn that schoolhouse down



Baby's on Fire

I admit it's true

Baby's on Fire

Fire...



Puttin' the flames out

So the lone ranger rides again

I'm gonna blow by you

Like a frozen cold freight train

I'll freeze the smile on your face



Go back, Hell no!

I just pulled up

An' lil Jack frost

Gonna bite your little butt

So honey cut to the chase



Well your famous last words

Are a hard act to follow

An' too much heat

Is too hard to swallow

Keep on wonderin' why it's gettin' so damn cold



Call me 40 Below

Cos I'm cold

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can't race the wind

Good lookin' here I go

Well call me 40 Below



Well, I could take a little cold shot

And try an' ease your situation

I could sock it to ya non-stop, baby

So dig on my refrigeration



Shiverin' a-shakin'

Yeah, the whole routine

You get a fast crash course

in air conditioning

Yeah, my freezer's just hummin'



Stick your face in the artic blast

An' tell everybody they can kiss my ass, oh yeah

'Cause the ice-man's comin'



I'll give you bright red cheeks

An' a runny nose

Like when the car don't start

An' yo' booty's froze

It's like you been here before

Well, honey, whattya know...Ho Ho Ho!



Well, call me 40 Below

An' I'm cold, yeah

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can't race the wind

Good lookin' here I go

Call me 40 Below



An' I'll be whippin' in your window

I'll be lickin' round your knees

I can drop below zero any moment, baby

I'm talkin' forty degrees...



Ah yeah!



So if you seein' down my backstreets

I suggest you button up

I don't think ya wanna test me, mama

I'm a tough little fart, wow!



Famous last words

Are a hard act to follow

An' too much heat

Is too hard to swallow

Keep on wonderin' why it's gettin' so damn cold



Call me 40 Below

And I'm cold

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can't race the wind

Good lookin' here I go

Well call me 40 Below



An' I'm cold

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can't race the wind

Good lookin' here I go

Well call me 40 Below



Feelin' so cold

Button up mama

Yeah, you'd better zip it back up



Stamp my feet

Clap your hands together

Yeah, and pray for sunny weather



Don't light that match no!

I'm melting

You're a horrible, horrible girl...

I got a fast car

Go cruisin' down the highway

A Corvette stingray

I do it my way

Got a good job

I'm makin' lots of money

I look good and I'm funny

So why'm I lonesome honey

The gypsy said the problem with you

You need some sensible shoes



Look at this black book

It's loaded with phone numbers

Potential lovers

New worlds to discover

You would think I

Really got it made now

New Rayban shades

But I'm a heartache on parade now

I walk around with the blues

I need some sensible shoes



Sensible shoes

Ones that'll lead me back to you

Sensible shoes

'cause you're the only lover that was ever true

I need some sensible shoes



All my friends now

They look up to me

Wish they could be

A lot more like me

But they don't know

And they can't see

How I'm hurtin'

How I'm empty

Lost my soul when I walked out on you

I need some sensible shoes



Sensible shoes

Ones that'll lead me back to you

Sensible shoes

'cause you're the only lover that was ever true

I need some sensible shoes



That's right

Yeah he knows

Walk this way



I got a fast car

Go cruisin' down the highway

A Corvette singray

I do it my way

Got a good job

I'm makin' lots of money

I look good and I'm funny

So why'm I lonesome honey

The gypsy said the problem with you...

Oh you know



Sensible shoes

Ones that'll lead me back to you

Sensible shoes

'cause you're the only lover that was ever true

I need some

Sensible shoes



All right

Nice tight fit

Must be my size

Aww right!

Long shot lover was a real bun buster

Talkin' lethal fantasy

Cos the next best thing was nothin' much

And the next best thing was me



Well, I was workin' on approval

So I got her on the rocks

And I put her on the tip of my tongue

I said, "Don't get smart with an angel, babe

You ain't the girl next door

An' we ain't done"



Wow! It's a simple fantasy



Last Call

An' I don't need no drink

This is Last Call

Could be later than you think

Last Call

Before they hit the lights

This is Last Call

But that don't mean goodnight



I'm a real good loser

Cause I get a lot of practice

With the breaks

When they're beatin' my boys

So I asked her,

"What's the only thing to do in this town?"

An' she gives me a multiple choice!



It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell

Poised on the perverbial brink

I asked her,

"How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"

She said,

"For starters you could buy me a drink..."



Gotta stoop to conquer me



Last Call

An' I don't need no drink

This is Last Call

Could be later than you think

Last Call

Wow! Before they hit the lights

This is Last Call

But that don't mean goodnight



I'm a real good loser

Cause I get a lot of practice

With the breaks

When they're beatin' my boys

So I asked her,

"What's the only thing to do in this town?"

An' she gives me a multiple choice...



It's like Peter Pan an' Tinkerbell

Poised on the perverbial brink

I asked her,

"How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"

She said,

"For starters you could buy me a drink..."



It was...



Last Call

An' I don't need no drink

This is Last Call

Could be later than you think

Last Call

Wow! Before they hit the lights

This is Last Call

But that don't mean goodnight



It's later than you think...



Last Call

Keep your eyes wide open, babe

If you decide to take the long walk

My city screams of danger

And you're on borrowed time

It comes from a jealous clock

And you're a permanent stranger



So the last of the wild frontier kings

Is held for further questioning

When nothing's left but death and taxes

The matter of the real fact is



You go through life as someone's doormat

Cause you don't get no sportin' chance

There ain't much distance 'tween a pat on the back

And a kick in the pants



You do the Dogtown Shuffle

Now do you talk the talk?

Yes I do!

I do the Dogtown Shuffle

But can you walk the walk?

Lemme see ya do it one time...



Some self-made guy gets it in the ass

At the local mini-mall

Looks more like a warning than an example

And late at night

They said he used to sleep the sleep of the just

I sleep the sleep of the just after



They said the wild boys go head to head

And like the good book says be quick or dead!

So ante up or let 'em go

Cause I'm filing charges on your soul



It's just a joke and you're the punchline

Yeah, the streets are a million laughs

And if I must, well in, God I trust

Everybody else gotta pay cash...



You do the Dogtown Shuffle

But can you talk the talk?

Let me hear ya!

You do the Dogtown Shuffle

But can you walk the walk?



Now purely off the record, man...



Yeah, I figured I was gonna go down

And get a little breakfast

At the local Taco Truck

Yeah, my guise could use some refinement

But I'm on a self improvement kick these days

So what the fuck?

Hey man, there was a line behind me

A line behind me...



Yeah they always try to nail ya

Mom, God, Pie the whole routine

Well here's a little trick that'll never fail ya

In your time of need



You do the Dogtown Shuffle

Yeah, can you talk the talk, baby?

You do the Dogtown Shuffle

Lemme see you walk the walk!

Walk it!



Are ya, are ya, are ya ready boots?

Start walkin'



Scuse me, but I'm new in town

I was wonderin' if I could get directions to your place?



There goes the neighborhood...

Lights, camera, action

There's a star upon your door

Have your machine call my machine

We'll do lunch on the cutting floor

We're over budget

98 percent not there

And when the back door hits you

Where the good Lord split you

Tell us honey, who does your hair?



How does he do it?

Why's he do it?

Yes, it's true

The flavor of the month is you

And it's practice, practice, practice

Just to get to Carnegie

We'll need 10 percent,

and that's off the top

Gross, not net to me



Get it on,

Honey 'cause It's Showtime!

Just play the song,

Baby 'cause It's Showtime!



Produce me daddy,

Takin' 8 to the bar

Big, bigger, biggest

With the right lighting you'll go far



Here today, gone late today

And it's club dates in the sticks

And you're beautiful babe, don't never shave

No prob, we'll fix it in the mix



Just leave your name and number in

the dumpster when you're through,

Oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy

Cut, and that's the take

Quit complainin', where's my agent?

Don't you know how much I make?



Get it on,

Baby 'cause It's Showtime!

Just play the song,

Baby 'cause It's Showtime!



Leave your name and number

in the dumpster when you're thru,

Oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you



And it's play it like they paid ya

And your photo goes on the car wash wall

But somehow it's all worth it

When you hear that curtain call



It's Showtime!



Oh, Baby 'cause It's Showtime!

Oh yeah, just play the song,

Baby 'cause It's Showtime!

Oh yeah, let's get it on,

'Cause It's Showtime!

Oh yeah, people,

'Cause It's Showtime!



Hit it!

Just like the army

I was bein' all I could be

I was feelin' next to awesome

In my cleanest dirty jeans

She said

"Honey read the small print

If ya wanna be with me

When it comes to you and fashion

You're a totally emergency!



Right up the middle

Touchdown and that's the game

Extra point and you're never the same

Tight as a fiddle string

Shot right through the brain

Graspin' straws an' that ain't all

You'll slip right down her drain



Drop at a time is all ya need

Try it once but easy does it!

Satisfaction guaranteed

Try it twice, ya gotta love it!

Drop at a time is all ya need

She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"

Well, here goes one more drop in the bucket!



She wore a whole lot of not enough

And served it up with class

Had a sunny disposition

And a somewhat shady past

Her t-shirt ended early

And her hot pants started late

When it came to vice and versa

No I did not hesitate



Aww right to the action

For a bird's eye view of the play

There ain't a promise that you won't make

Hike, and keep passin'

And ya play it with a little pain

You came here for some love and war

So suit up for the game!



Drop at a time is all ya need

Try it once but easy does it!

Satisfaction guaranteed

Try it twice, ya gotta love it!

Drop at a time is all ya need

She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"

Well, here come one more drop in the bucket!



Here come one more drop in the the bucket

Gotta get it one more