Seems like everything I like
Will make me sick or poor or fat (says who?)
Oh you beautiful doll save one for me
And try not to laugh (who's got the time?)
Who'll hold your horses?
Now you see 'em now you don't
Now I've seen everything
(Least everything I want)
Tasty, very sweet
Honey, for the life of me
Tell me baby please
Who's that unexpected company?
So, it's up the road
Turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin' I'm just waving
Ain't even worth a song
Take one for yourself now, Billy
Don't be shy
Yeah, look at them hard hats work!
We was makin' something of it
And "X" did mark the spot
But "Y"'s a crooked letter
I forgot
But not me Chief
I'm just radar
I don't talk in front of the kids
I know the difference
See, the meek shall inherit shit
I'd wait for her parade
While she's out doin' Yankee Doodle
Thought I had it made
But the gravy train was late as usual
And it's up the road
Turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin' just waving
Ain't even worth a song
See ya in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
They say two fools born a minute
Modulate daddy, Modulate
Sizzlin' to the top!
Up, up, up, up
Up the road turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin' just wavin'
Ain't even worth a little song
See ya in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
If there's two fools born a minute
I'm all three...
Wait a minute
(Two fools born a minute)
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
What time is it? Uh oh!
(Three fools born a minute)
I knew I had company in here!
Where's the drummer?
(Four fools born a minute)
Wait a minute, wait a minute
I don't know how many people
Can get in the back here
Billy, you gotta drive
(Five fools born a minute)
No, no we can't let Stevie drive
(Six fools born a minute)
That's right, don't be starin' at your stereo, fool
Shit, I gotta be home
Before the end of the record, man!
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