In Utero

Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I'm bored and old

Self-Appointed judges judge

More than they have sold



If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought

A down payment on another

One at salem's lot



Serve the servants - Oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore



As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad

I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a dad



I just want you to know that I

Don't hate you anymore

there is nothing I could say

that I haven't thought before



Serve the servants - oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore

Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other

he was born scentless and senseless

he was born a scentless apprentice



Go away - get away, get away, get a-way

every wet nurse refused to feed him

electrolytes smell like semen



I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets

there are countless formulas for pressing flowers



I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms

Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume



You can't fire me because I quit

Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box four whole weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black



Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice



Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet

Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath

Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black

Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back



Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice



She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak

I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box four whole weeks

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black



Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Hey

Wait

I've got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice

Your advice

Your advice

Rape me,

Rape me my friend

Rape me,

Rape me again



I'm not the only one 



Hate me,

Do it and do it again.

Waste me,

Rape me my friend.



I'm not the only one



My favorite inside source

I'll kiss your open sores

Appreciate your concern

You'll always stink and burn



Rape me,

Rape me my friend

Rape me,

Rape me again



I'm not the only one



Rape me...

It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid

It's so relaxing to hear you're asking wherever you get your way

I's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, 

this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad



In her false withness, we hope you're still with us, 

to see if they float or drown

Our favorite paitent, A display of patience, 

disease-covered Puget Sound

She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, 

and leave a blanket of ash on the ground 

I miss the comfort in being sad

I'm not like them

But I can pretend

The sun is gone

But I have a light

The day is done

But I'm having fun



I think I'm dumb

or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy

my heart is broke

But I have some glue

help me inhale

And mend it with you

We'll float around

And hang out on clouds

Then we'll come down

And have a hangover... have a hangover



Skin the sun

Fall asleep

Wish away

The soul is cheap

Lesson learned

Wish me luck

Soothe the burn

Wake me up



I'm not like them

But I can pretend

The sun is gone

But I have a light

The day is done

But I'm having fun



I think I'm dumb

I am buried up to my neck in

Contradictionary flies

I take pride as the king of illiterature

I'm very ape and very nice



If you ever need anything please don't hesitate

to ask someone else first

I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive.

I've seen it all I was here first



Out of the ground

Into the sky

Out of the sky

Into the dirt

I am my own parasite

I don't need a host to live

We feed off of each other

We can share our endorphns



Doll steak, test meat



I won my own pet virus

I get to pet and name her

Her milk is my shit

My shit is her milk



Doll steak, test meat



Look on the bright side is suicide

Lost eyesight I'm on your side

Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing

Lack of iron and/or sleeping

Protector of the kennel

Ecto-plasma

Ecto-skeletal

Obituary birthday

Your scent is still here in my place of recovery

I'm on my time with everyone

I have very bad posture



Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

Distill the life that's inside of me

Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea

I'm anemic royalty



Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld

So I can sigh eternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep

I'm a liar and a thief



Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives

Cherry-flavored antacids

Use just once and destroy

Invasion of our piracy

Afterbirth of a nation

Starve without your skeleton key



I love you for what I am not

I do not want what I have got

A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns

Speak at once while taking turns

Second-rate third degree burns

What is wrong with me

What is what I need

What do I think I think



This had nothing to do with what you think

If you ever think at all

Bi-polar opposites attract

All of a sudden my water broke



Hate, hate your enemies

Save, save your friends

Find, find your place

Speak, speak the truth

Suggested Lyrics 

"...Moderate Rock..."



May day, every day, my day                              

Could've had a heart attack, my heart                         

We don't know anything, my heart.                            

We all want something fair, my heart.                        

Hey!

Hey!

Heyyyyyyy! Heyyyyy!  Heyyyyy!                       

Out of town, out of sight (fire), is my heart.                          

Queen of lies, today, my heart                       

One more on the phone, my heart                          

One more at the door of my heart.                            

Hey!

Hey!

Heyyyyyyyyyyy!                           

							    

Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart

Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart -- uhhhhhhh!

It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing

  that you're only supposed to use once and then discard.

Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend.

My shyness, pet her flow.



She's only been five months late,

  even though we haven't had sex for a week.



A meal a day, a meal, I say.              

And my heart's made my....  



Somebody else already used the word aurora borealis.

She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer.



She's only five weeks late,

  and I haven't had a date forever...

  ever...ever...forever!



Wish I had more...more opportunity,

  more chances to remember some things

  so I couldn't have so much pressure on my...

  on my...on my, um...ah, on my...um...um...head. 

  

We'd have so much more diversity,

  and so much more input, so much more creative flow, 

  if we had someone in school, a (GIT)...  

  

  GIT...geeks...in...town.

  Ha!...Come on, Dave, think of one...

  Girls In Trouble

  It should be GIC, geeks with Charvels

  No, GWC



Fuck, man, this is a waste of time!

(laughs) One more solo?   Yeahhhhhhhhh!  Yeaaaahhhhh!



You're personally responsible for...

  the entire strip...to be washed away... 

  cleansed...as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol

  flowed through the strip and were set on fire.



It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight.



And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom,

  and his...silk...

  and he...he erected a beautiful city...

  a city of stars.